Oh my god. Can't believe I never thought of this myself, it is so obvious!
Because if your favorite... something doesn't demand attention from you, it needs and wants a necklace. I dunno, applying cheesy jewelry commercial rhetoric to trees is somehow bizarre.
So much is given. So little is asked.
When was the last time your favorite tree demanded anything from you? Attention? Conversation? Compliments?
Surprise that oak, that maple, that honey locust. Drape a gleaming stainless
steel necklace around your precious. Fitted on indestructible marine line,
finished with marine hardware. Lasts forever.
Plus who knows what it does to the tree.
BUT they do look kinda cool...
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